In case I ever decide on a new career, I've got a list of possible alternate names.
PORN STAR NAME (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Cleopatra Harvist
MOVIE STAR NAME (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Doritos Denison
FASHION DESIGNER NAME (First word you see on your left / Favorite pub): Weeks Warrington
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Cinnamon Prague
SOCIALITE ALIAS (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Allie Haliburton
"FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) (First Intial. First Few Letters of Your Last Name): A. Huz
ICON ALIAS (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Sugar Olive Oil
DETECTIVE ALIAS (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Kitten Goderich
BARFLY ALIAS (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Pringles Vodka Tonic
SOAP OPERA ALIAS (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Elizabeth Fort Creek
ROCK STAR ALIAS (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Bounty Bon Jovi
Thanks to Megan for the idea!
4 comments:
PORN STAR NAME (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Kip Broadway
MOVIE STAR NAME (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Ice-Cream Stewart
FASHION DESIGNER NAME (First word you see on your left / Favorite pub): October Pour House
FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) (First Intial. First Few Letters of Your Last Name): S. Mark
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Wasabi Walton
SOCIALITE ALIAS (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Sparkle Ridgetown
ICON ALIAS (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Elle Macpherson Greenstuffinsink.
DETECTIVE ALIAS (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Sloth Walkerton
BARFLY ALIAS (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Nachos Dos Eqius.
SOAP OPERA ALIAS (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Robert Gregory Broadway
ROCK STAR ALIAS (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Bazooka Joe Downie
No problemo for the idea, my dear! Happy to be of service.
Signed,
Fluffy Marlow (It's the least lame of my names.)
Mine are all completeley lame:
PORN STAR NAME (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Jack Harberton
MOVIE STAR NAME (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Popcorn Stanley
FASHION DESIGNER NAME (First word you see on your left / Favorite pub): Laundrette Globe
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Cardamon Prague
SOCIALITE ALIAS (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Ticker Cheltenham
"FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) (First Intial. First Few Letters of Your Last Name): C. San
ICON ALIAS (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Coke Fairy Liquid
DETECTIVE ALIAS (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Puppy Cheltenham
BARFLY ALIAS (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Walkers Crisps Ginandtonic
SOAP OPERA ALIAS (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Edinburgh (no middle name)
ROCK STAR ALIAS (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Galaxy Amos
See lame, so lame. I'm just a bit depressed now.
My Barfly Alias is SO Pringles Jack Daniels.
I may start insisting on people calling me this regardless....
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