Monday, October 25, 2004

Alternate Identities

In case I ever decide on a new career, I've got a list of possible alternate names.


PORN STAR NAME (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Cleopatra Harvist

MOVIE STAR NAME (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Doritos Denison

FASHION DESIGNER NAME (First word you see on your left / Favorite pub): Weeks Warrington

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Cinnamon Prague

SOCIALITE ALIAS (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Allie Haliburton

"FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) (First Intial. First Few Letters of Your Last Name): A. Huz

ICON ALIAS (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Sugar Olive Oil

DETECTIVE ALIAS (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Kitten Goderich

BARFLY ALIAS (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Pringles Vodka Tonic

SOAP OPERA ALIAS (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Elizabeth Fort Creek

ROCK STAR ALIAS (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Bounty Bon Jovi

Thanks to Megan for the idea!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

PORN STAR NAME (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Kip Broadway

MOVIE STAR NAME (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Ice-Cream Stewart

FASHION DESIGNER NAME (First word you see on your left / Favorite pub): October Pour House

FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) (First Intial. First Few Letters of Your Last Name): S. Mark

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Wasabi Walton

SOCIALITE ALIAS (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Sparkle Ridgetown

ICON ALIAS (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Elle Macpherson Greenstuffinsink.

DETECTIVE ALIAS (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Sloth Walkerton

BARFLY ALIAS (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Nachos Dos Eqius.

SOAP OPERA ALIAS (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Robert Gregory Broadway

ROCK STAR ALIAS (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Bazooka Joe Downie

Anonymous said...

No problemo for the idea, my dear! Happy to be of service.

Signed,
Fluffy Marlow (It's the least lame of my names.)

Anonymous said...

Mine are all completeley lame:

PORN STAR NAME (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Jack Harberton
MOVIE STAR NAME (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Popcorn Stanley
FASHION DESIGNER NAME (First word you see on your left / Favorite pub): Laundrette Globe
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Cardamon Prague
SOCIALITE ALIAS (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Ticker Cheltenham
"FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) (First Intial. First Few Letters of Your Last Name): C. San
ICON ALIAS (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Coke Fairy Liquid
DETECTIVE ALIAS (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Puppy Cheltenham
BARFLY ALIAS (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Walkers Crisps Ginandtonic
SOAP OPERA ALIAS (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Edinburgh (no middle name)
ROCK STAR ALIAS (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Galaxy Amos

See lame, so lame. I'm just a bit depressed now.

Anonymous said...

My Barfly Alias is SO Pringles Jack Daniels.
I may start insisting on people calling me this regardless....