Yesterday was International Talk Like A Pirate Day. And I just found out. Damn.
I could just talk like a pirate tomorrow, but I won't have the comfort of knowing that dozens, or possibly even hundreds, of other enthusiasts would be talking like pirates right along with me.
So, you've got a little under a year to start preparing for International Talk Like A Pirate Day (or ITLAPD, as I like to call it). Got questions? Well, these people have answers.
I've got 364 days. How long do you think it takes to train a parrot to say "Arrrrr, matey"?